OFFICIAL COMPANY PROPERTY

The uniforms.

Dress for the job you tolerate.
Drop 001 / 2026

5 PIECES

UNIFORM / 001

I’M TIRED TEE

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Preview sizes. Final fit and measurements to follow.

Shipping date to be announced

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DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL SPACE

A — Chest width
Lay a favourite garment flat. Measure from armpit to armpit.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare in centimetres.

The final size chart is being verified. Ordering opens once measurements and fit are confirmed.

GENERAL FATIGUE

I’M TIRED TEE

Black / T-shirt

€39

UNIFORM / 002

I’M FUCKING TIRED TEE

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Preview sizes. Final fit and measurements to follow.

Shipping date to be announced

Find your fit

DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL SPACE

A — Chest width
Lay a favourite garment flat. Measure from armpit to armpit.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare in centimetres.

The final size chart is being verified. Ordering opens once measurements and fit are confirmed.

ESCALATIONS

I’M FUCKING TIRED TEE

Black / T-shirt

€42

UNIFORM / 003

DO NOT CIRCLE BACK HOODIE

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Preview sizes. Final fit and measurements to follow.

Shipping date to be announced

Find your fit

DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL SPACE

A — Chest width
Lay a favourite garment flat. Measure from armpit to armpit.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare in centimetres.

The final size chart is being verified. Ordering opens once measurements and fit are confirmed.

BOUNDARY MANAGEMENT

DO NOT CIRCLE BACK HOODIE

Black / Hoodie

€74

UNIFORM / 004

CERTIFIED AWKWARD CAP

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Preview sizes. Final fit and measurements to follow.

Shipping date to be announced

Find your fit

DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL SPACE

A — Chest width
Lay a favourite garment flat. Measure from armpit to armpit.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare in centimetres.

The final size chart is being verified. Ordering opens once measurements and fit are confirmed.

For the cap, head circumference and adjustment range will be provided.

SOCIAL OPERATIONS

CERTIFIED AWKWARD CAP

Black / Cap

€29

UNIFORM / 005

CORPORATE IDENTITY TEE

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Preview sizes. Final fit and measurements to follow.

Shipping date to be announced

Find your fit

DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL SPACE

A — Chest width
Lay a favourite garment flat. Measure from armpit to armpit.

B — Body length
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Compare in centimetres.

The final size chart is being verified. Ordering opens once measurements and fit are confirmed.

IDENTITY CRISIS

CORPORATE IDENTITY TEE

Black / T-shirt

€45