WELCOME TO THE COMPANY / ONBOARDING

Your first day.
In a box.

The concept: one onboarding kit per order, alongside the clothing you choose. Contents and packaging are still being finalised.

Employee badge
Sticker sheet
Written warning
Survival card
Numbered certificate
Pre-interaction mint

01 / THE ARRIVAL — PACKAGING CONCEPT

02 / THE ONBOARDING

An inside job.

Tap a number. Meet your kit.

Onboarding kit concept. Clothing is an example, not an extra included shirt.

Your ordered clothing is separate from the kit contents. A cap order includes your cap and one kit — no extra T-shirt. Packaging includes the uniform band and seal. Images are concepts; final details will be confirmed before sale.

03 / MEET YOUR NEW IDENTITY

Officially
awkward.

Your introduction to the department of awkwardness.

The badge belongs to the kit. The existential crisis is yours to keep.

CRINGE.INC ↗

DEPARTMENT OF EXISTENTIAL DREAD

HI. I WORK
HERE. apparently.

Badge design study — final artwork to be confirmed.

Your first day.In a box.

An inside job.

Officiallyawkward.

HI. I WORKHERE. apparently.

This could’ve beenan email.

Your first day.
In a box.

Officially
awkward.

HI. I WORK
HERE. apparently.

This could’ve been
an email.